January 2012
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Get home from the bar and Home Alone is on!
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Lesson of the Day
Don’t dip a spicy chicken sandwich in buffalo sauce!
Ok, we get it, people say shit. No need to keep making videos about it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SISTER AC AND SISTER ME!
The big 2-5 today! One step closer to 50!
So glad mom and dad decided to keep y’all not put y’all up for adoption! Well, at least I think that some of the time!
Sisterly love at my deb ball this summer!
Us with Mrs. Kellie Pickler!
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Dear American Women, The Bachelor is fake! There are more important things to get your panties in a wad about!
7 minutes in my only class of the semester, Public Personnel Admin (it’s as bad as it sounds), I’m about to start tying up a noose for me!
Every Monday 6:30-8:45 will be so much fun!
Let’s not forget the fact I’m missing Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Lying Game for this class! (I have my priorities straight)
Say a prayer for me! Or better yet, have a drink...
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Grey's Anatomy made a musical episode........
In other news, people actually still watch Grey’s Anatomy!
Kim Kardashian "co-hosting" Live With Kelly is the...
Does she know the point of co-hosting is to actually talk to the guest?
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It's not everyday you go to dinner and end up...
Waited for an hour to be seated at dinner. We get seated at a huge/long table and low and behold, my doctor ends up being at the other end! Of course, close enough where the waiter thinks we’re all one big party!
So how was all of your Friday dinners?
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I've officially been sober for 2 years and 13...
From diet coke that is!
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A high school can't call it's team cougars because... →
And this is what our country is coming to.
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Liking stuff on Facebook to get free stuff at the...
Taylor Swift discriminates against people who were...
There you have it, T Swift is a bully!
If you didn't think you could love Ryan Gosling... →
Can’t sleep so of course I start watching new tv show on demand. Totally logical right?
By the way, the show is Up All Night and it’s pretty good so far!
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Dear NBC,
You are not introducing Katharine McPhee. I’m pretty sure Fox did that honor 6 years ago with a little thing called American Idol!
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Demi Moore seriously sucked all of Ashton Kutcher’s personality out of him! Dude, what’s with the seriousness all the time?
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“Biggest celebrity scandal of the year, Justin Bieber almost had to take a...”
– Ricky Gervais
“I get happier every year. Laugh a lot. Drink lots of water. Love what you do.”
– Elle McPherson on Red Carpet at the Golden Globes
Sofia Veragara is the absolute most annoying person ever! Mad props to the Modern Family cast for putting up with her!
Just got asked if I had a hickey on my neck. Nope, it’s just a cat scratch.
(Do people still get/give hickeys?)
Jay-Z's "Glory" almost makes me want to have a...
Yes, I just used me and have a baby in the same sentence.
A certain coworker bought a brand new camera because her old one was “broken” and wouldn’t let her take pictures. The reason it wouldn’t, the memory card was full.
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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up...”
– Bill Vaughn
December 2011
13 posts
Being sick on NYE is so much fun.......
All of my NYE plans consisted of going out of town for the weekend and I had to pass on all since I’ve been sick the past 4 days!
So at 3:00 on NYE I technically don’t have plans anymore!
Here’s to hoping I get to feeling better and find last minute plans ASAP!
Happy New Year’s Eve to everyone!
Me: Do you like his (co-worker's fiancé's) family?
Co-Worker: I hate his parents, his grandmother's creepy, his brother is annoying, but I do love his dog!
Me: .....................