February 2012
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“You’re cute, versatile, and smart. All great qualities and you have them...”
– The big man at work just told me this!
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Is this what the apocalypse is like when it begins?
Only getting excited about this halftime performance if I’m promised Madonna sings “Like a Virgin” and Tim Tebow is going to make a cameo!
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I don’t care about the game, commercials, or halftime performance of the Super Bowl. Does that make me unAmerican?
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“I’m so excited to see Madonna perform at the Super Bowl halftime show!”
– Nobody
Hey Mark Zuckerberg, when do I get my cut of these billions Facebook is about to make! I along with million others helped make it what it is!
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First day of my internship with a state senator! Next up, the Oval Office!
January 2012
54 posts
kids are hilarious. →
thegirlfromasmalltown:
a group of young kids were asked how to decide who to marry… the answers are funny as hell!
Marriage and kids, my two least favorite things but this is Hilarious!
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Do y’all think George Clooney and Stacy Keibler sit in bed at night and YouTube her old wrestling videos?
I have a life so I won’t be watching, but will someone inform me if Kim and Kris stay together or not on Kourtney and Kim Take New York!
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New favorite drinking game: Scorsese
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Get home from the bar and Home Alone is on!
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Lesson of the Day
Don’t dip a spicy chicken sandwich in buffalo sauce!
Ok, we get it, people say shit. No need to keep making videos about it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SISTER AC AND SISTER ME!
The big 2-5 today! One step closer to 50!
So glad mom and dad decided to keep y’all not put y’all up for adoption! Well, at least I think that some of the time!
Sisterly love at my deb ball this summer!
Us with Mrs. Kellie Pickler!
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Dear American Women, The Bachelor is fake! There are more important things to get your panties in a wad about!
7 minutes in my only class of the semester, Public Personnel Admin (it’s as bad as it sounds), I’m about to start tying up a noose for me!
Every Monday 6:30-8:45 will be so much fun!
Let’s not forget the fact I’m missing Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Lying Game for this class! (I have my priorities straight)
Say a prayer for me! Or better yet, have a drink...
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Grey's Anatomy made a musical episode........
In other news, people actually still watch Grey’s Anatomy!
Kim Kardashian "co-hosting" Live With Kelly is the...
Does she know the point of co-hosting is to actually talk to the guest?
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It's not everyday you go to dinner and end up...
Waited for an hour to be seated at dinner. We get seated at a huge/long table and low and behold, my doctor ends up being at the other end! Of course, close enough where the waiter thinks we’re all one big party!
So how was all of your Friday dinners?
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I've officially been sober for 2 years and 13...
From diet coke that is!
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A high school can't call it's team cougars because... →
And this is what our country is coming to.
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Liking stuff on Facebook to get free stuff at the...
Taylor Swift discriminates against people who were...
There you have it, T Swift is a bully!
If you didn't think you could love Ryan Gosling... →
Can’t sleep so of course I start watching new tv show on demand. Totally logical right?
By the way, the show is Up All Night and it’s pretty good so far!