January 2012
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Get home from the bar and Home Alone is on!
Jan 27th
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Lesson of the Day
Don’t dip a spicy chicken sandwich in buffalo sauce!
Jan 26th
Ok, we get it, people say shit. No need to keep making videos about it!
Jan 24th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SISTER AC AND SISTER ME!
The big 2-5 today! One step closer to 50! So glad mom and dad decided to keep y’all not put y’all up for adoption! Well, at least I think that some of the time! Sisterly love at my deb ball this summer! Us with Mrs. Kellie Pickler!
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Dear American Women, The Bachelor is fake! There are more important things to get your panties in a wad about!
Jan 24th
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7 minutes in my only class of the semester, Public Personnel Admin (it’s as bad as it sounds), I’m about to start tying up a noose for me! Every Monday 6:30-8:45 will be so much fun! Let’s not forget the fact I’m missing Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Lying Game for this class! (I have my priorities straight) Say a prayer for me! Or better yet, have a drink...
Jan 24th
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Grey's Anatomy made a musical episode........
In other news, people actually still watch Grey’s Anatomy!
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Kim Kardashian "co-hosting" Live With Kelly is the...
Does she know the point of co-hosting is to actually talk to the guest?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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It's not everyday you go to dinner and end up...
Waited for an hour to be seated at dinner. We get seated at a huge/long table and low and behold, my doctor ends up being at the other end! Of course, close enough where the waiter thinks we’re all one big party! So how was all of your Friday dinners?
Jan 21st
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I've officially been sober for 2 years and 13...
From diet coke that is!
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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A high school can't call it's team cougars because... →
And this is what our country is coming to.
Jan 19th
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Liking stuff on Facebook to get free stuff at the...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Taylor Swift discriminates against people who were...
There you have it, T Swift is a bully!
Jan 17th
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If you didn't think you could love Ryan Gosling... →
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Can’t sleep so of course I start watching new tv show on demand. Totally logical right? By the way, the show is Up All Night and it’s pretty good so far!
Jan 17th
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Dear NBC, You are not introducing Katharine McPhee. I’m pretty sure Fox did that honor 6 years ago with a little thing called American Idol!
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Demi Moore seriously sucked all of Ashton Kutcher’s personality out of him! Dude, what’s with the seriousness all the time?
Jan 16th
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“Biggest celebrity scandal of the year, Justin Bieber almost had to take a...”
– Ricky Gervais
Jan 16th
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“I get happier every year. Laugh a lot. Drink lots of water. Love what you do.”
– Elle McPherson on Red Carpet at the Golden Globes
Jan 16th
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Sofia Veragara is the absolute most annoying person ever! Mad props to the Modern Family cast for putting up with her!
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Just got asked if I had a hickey on my neck. Nope, it’s just a cat scratch. (Do people still get/give hickeys?)
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
Jay-Z's "Glory" almost makes me want to have a...
Yes, I just used me and have a baby in the same sentence.
Jan 9th
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A certain coworker bought a brand new camera because her old one was “broken” and wouldn’t let her take pictures. The reason it wouldn’t, the memory card was full.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd
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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up...”
– Bill Vaughn
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Being sick on NYE is so much fun.......
All of my NYE plans consisted of going out of town for the weekend and I had to pass on all since I’ve been sick the past 4 days! So at 3:00 on NYE I technically don’t have plans anymore! Here’s to hoping I get to feeling better and find last minute plans ASAP! Happy New Year’s Eve to everyone!
Dec 31st
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Me: Do you like his (co-worker's fiancé's) family?
Co-Worker: I hate his parents, his grandmother's creepy, his brother is annoying, but I do love his dog!
Me: .....................
Dec 14th
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